Armoire O'Brien

Armoire O'Brien is the youngest son of Queen Sarah O'Brien and King Sarah O'Brien. He was born in Oured in 2065 and named Armoire because, according to Sarah "It is objectively the best name." Armoire later married Dorrotya who at the time was 11 years old. A year later they had their first child Wuhzaaaän. Armoire has a reputation for being a cuckold, with multiple men having bedded his wife Dorrotya and Armoire raising the children afterwards. In a particularly nasty incident one of Dorrotya lovers laughed to Armoire's face after being discovered in the act and subsequently passed water on Armoire's shoes.